User:Ben Roman

Ben's Corner of the PhytoTech Universe
I am primarily responsible for marketing and research, particularly anything related to hunting down European contacts. Fear my mighty database of European Plant Tissue Labs.

Before my life as a plant scientist, I was a highly trained musician, which is to say, without hope and without prospects. I have a bachelor's of music education from the University of North Texas and 98% of a master's in trombone performance from the University of Kansas. I enjoy listening to Romantic music in a Wagnerian vein, and have been known to dabble in bitonality. If you ask real nice, I'll play for you.

I desire to make the world a better place through plant science, preferably via conquest using my evil plant army, though my coworkers constantly remind me that isn't actually what we do.

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